<I think that many people tend to dismiss stunners as a bit thick>
Oh how true, Saffie (do you mind if I call you Saffie?)
Anyhoo, yes - I’m a right little stunna meself and I’m always making an ass of myself according to all my boyfriends. And I’m not even blonde! Well, not a natural one anyway ...
My bezzie friend Kylie, on the other hand, she’s a proper trained nail technician and everything and she does homers dead cheap and everything so she does, and sometimes I go with her to hold them down. But she’s not as gorgeous as I am. And anyway, her tattoo’s aren’t even real either. All mine are.